Long time no see…

Glad to welcome you into the coolest hangout. This is the place for veterans to share stories of long fought battles while satisfyingly engurgitating chunks of meat (just kidding, any junk food is just fine…but seriously, eat healthy). If you are, by chance, a newcomer to the world of dota, you have your spot reserved right near the more experienced ones. There are some ground rules, though:

1. Enjoy your stay;

2. Have fun while you learn as much as you want to learn;

3. Be awesome! (any sign of non-belligerent behaviour will be rewarded with free items);

4. Share your wisdom;

5. Keep your head up every time (low morale sucks) – just think about how lovely my horse is: 

Until next time, watch out for hooks and arrows!